let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
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