Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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