Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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