I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
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