on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
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