weddingsv make me drug and hornr
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
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