Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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