You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
God, I missed his penis.
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