You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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