there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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