I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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