She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
she was so hammered she started drinking dishwasher detergent
I dont know whats funnier - that, or that we learned that poison control is closed at 2 AM
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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