i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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