I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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