just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
Edward fifth and chaser hands
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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