my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
where am i from again
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
false alarm, still single
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