You're completely useless in the revolution.
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
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