I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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