So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
My mom is getting really tired of hearing the excuse 'it's 5 oclock somewhere'
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
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