Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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