They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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