Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
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