Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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