i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
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