I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
I just got a text from a stranger offering to shave my asshole. I've been sober and out of town for a week, are you using my number as a dial-a-dumping again?
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