he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
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