I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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