what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Too much gin, very little bucket
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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