yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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