why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
Blood and glitter go together right?
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
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