My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
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