Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
time to smoke my breakfast
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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