But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
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