I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
His nipple licking is glorious
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