p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
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