When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
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