That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
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