from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
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