It's Friday. Sex?
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
did i walk over a car last night?
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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