The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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