I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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