Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
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