No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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