How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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