This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Just reduced mom to tears when she realized I wasn't kidding about hating kids. She's crying about never being a gma. Now would be the time to tell her about the girl you knocked up. You're welcome.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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