i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
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