some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
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