If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
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