Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
Dicks are not precious.
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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