:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
Randomize
