Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
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