HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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