I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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