I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
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