belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
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