Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
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