I would go down on you faster than GM stock
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
