He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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